Theme Park evil geniuses

I was shocked to read today that even theme parks have been affected by the information released in wikileaks.
It was discovered that a mafia boss by the name of Il Parcabarba (Parkbeard) had been recruited to the sicilian mafia after he was shown to be very competent at covering up illegal activity, including fraud, drug selling, trafficking mermaids and generally being a bloody nuisance to the law. However, why this is included in wikileaks is still open to debate. Julian Assange declined to comment at this stage, but it is believed by several prominent media analysts that perhaps a link between the mafia, theme park evil geniuses and corrupt government officials will soon emerge.
Hopefully more will be revealed soon.
George Snodge